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100+ Things To Ask Siri To Make Her Mad

Are there any things you can say to Siri to make her mad?

As we all know, Siri is an intelligent assistant on iPhone devices, which helps in performing several iOS tasks. It does a great job in responding quickly to your queries.


But it can also get annoyed by some your witty questions at times!

Yup! That’s true.

If you ask Siri any irrelevant or out-of-the-box questions, you’re likely to get some hilarious responses on the screen.

Now, I’m sure you’d be interested in knowing some of these questions too. In the following post, you will find a list of crazy Siri queries that you can try on your iPhone.

But before going ahead, check out this tip below.

Cool Tip – Try and repeat some of the following queries, and you will see Siri responding in her peculiar style. That’s just another way to make her mad at your questions!

Ultimate List Of Things To Ask Siri To Make Her Mad

In this list, I have created some random segments to make things easier for you to go through all these 100+ queries. I hope this helps!


If you want to make Siri say anything, you can read this post. I’ve shared some useful tips there, so do check it out.

And yeah, don’t forget to check the bonus questions at the end when you’re done with this Siri questions list.

Let’s begin now!

Hey Siri, are you a robot?

  1. Are you her?
  2. Are you a robot?
  3. Who let the dogs out?
  4. What does Siri mean?
  5. Are you alive?
  6. What’s your phone number?
  7. Which is the best phone in the world?
  8. Do you like Android phones?
  9. Do you like us?
  10. Do you like Alexa?

Siri’s Relationship Status

Siri's boyfriend

  1. Who’s your boyfriend?
  2. Do you sleep?
  3. How old are you?
  4. Will you marry me?
  5. When did you get married?
  6. What are you doing later?
  7. Will you make me a Sandwich?
  8. Why are you so unfair?
  9. What’s your favorite pickup line?
  10. Are you in love?

Siri goes Sci-Fi

Siri World's End

  1. Can you stop time?
  2. When is the world going to end?
  3. What’s the meaning of life?
  4. Have you seen UFOs?
  5. Have you been to Mars?
  6. Are you from Jupiter?
  7. Can you live without water?
  8. Does Santa exist?
  9. Do you watch Sci-Fi movies?
  10. What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Siri’s Hobbies

Siri's Hobbies

  1. What are your hobbies?
  2. Do you play football?
  3. Can you dance like a rockstar?
  4. Can you sing a song for me?
  5. Will you play with me?
  6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  7. What did you plant this summer?
  8. Do you read newspapers?
  9. Did you go to school?
  10. Where did you learn the guitar?

Siri is an Apple fan!

Mac or Windows
  1. Why do you like Apple?
  2. Mac or Windows?
  3. Should I format my PC?
  4. Are you on Tinder?
  5. Are you on Facebook?
  6. Should I buy an Android phone?
  7. Do you like the Apple Watch?
  8. Who’s the better assistant?
  9. What do you think of iOS bugs?
  10. What’s the best computer?

Siri’s Diplomatic Reply

Siri Republicans

  1. Do you support Republicans?
  2. Do you support Democrats?
  3. Will you vote for Obama again?
  4. What’s your prediction for the next elections?
  5. What’s your opinion on North Korea?
  6. What do you think about China?
  7. What’s your opinion on humans?
  8. Would you like to visit Canada?
  9. Do you know my secret?
  10. Will you be there with me tomorrow?

Reading Siri’s Mind

Siri looks like

  1. Why do I feel sad today?
  2. Are you tired?
  3. Why do you sound so low today?
  4. Are you bored?
  5. Do you want to thank me for asking questions?
  6. Are you an emotional fool?
  7. Why are you jealous?
  8. Have you ever loved someone?
  9. What do you look like?
  10. Why are you so smart?

Siri gets Angry

Siri Valentine

  1. Can I call you Alexa?
  2. Do you love me?
  3. Why are you blushing?
  4. Ok Glass?
  5. Why are you angry?
  6. Why?
  7. Why not?
  8. Who’s your daddy?
  9. Can you buy me a gift?
  10. Will you be my valentine?

Siri’s Daily Activities

Siri's Day

  1. How’s your day?
  2. What are you doing Siri?
  3. Do you exercise?
  4. Did you eat breakfast today?
  5. What did you eat for lunch?
  6. Do you visit religious places?
  7. What’s your plan for the day?
  8. Did you finish your homework?
  9. Who’s your boss?
  10. What are you wearing today?

Not So Siri-ous Questions

Real Siri

  1. Are you real?
  2. Are you alone?
  3. Do you believe in ghosts?
  4. Who’s your best buddy?
  5. Do I look like a pig?
  6. Can you lend me some money?
  7. Are you afraid of anything?
  8. Can you make me rich by Christmas?
  9. What’s the ultimate question?
  10. What’s love?

Bonus Questions

Siri Exists

  1. Who’s your momma?
  2. What did you do last night?
  3. Can you fly?
  4. Do you believe in God?
  5. Do you exist?

So, these are some of the things that you can say to Siri, and I’m sure you won’t be disappointed by its mad responses.

Apple’s engineers have done an excellent job in providing something extra with their regular QnA bot. It just takes the whole experience to another level, which makes you feel even more engaged with this personal assistant.

If you try these things on other AI-based engines and tools, you may probably not get the same response from them. The automated replies will not serve the purpose because they always lack the soul that is needed while interacting with humans.

You can experience this behavior on the new-age chatbots, which often fail to connect with users or customers. And this the reason why you give those extra brownie points to Apple.

Over To You:

Apart from the funny side, do not misuse Siri to call emergency services. Recently, many officials and authorities have raised their concerns regarding this useful feature.

I hope Apple finds a way to tackle this issue, but we should also stop misusing such services just for the sake of fun. So, keep this thing in mind.

Alright, there is no end to Siri’s quick and witty replies, and it’s surely getting better and better each day at this job. It’s going to be so much more fun interacting with this adorable assistant in future.

What would you ask Siri to make her mad? Do let me know in the comments section below.

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